Yo? So if anyone is in newcastle between 9.30 and like.. 2.30 tomorrow, you should totally visit me at Sprocket!

Anonymous asked:

You're such a good catch, I think I'll use my masterball on you.

Jestastic Answer:

Hahaha, great anon. 
This was a good desision - bad pick up lines are the best. 

sexytimesforall asked:

Hey, just wanted to let you know that I'm currently on the phone to Apple complaints centre... Because iTunes got it wrong, you're the hottest single of this year ;)

Jestastic Answer:

Oh goodness, this made me cackle.